BOZO ON THE BUS™

"We're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride."

— Wavy Gravy

Wavy Gravy and Lester Chambers backstage at the 40th Anniversary Summer of Love

"We're all bozos on the bus." — Wavy Gravy

Wavy Gravy & Lester Chambers, backstage at the 40th Anniversary Summer of Love.
Golden Gate Park, September 2, 2007. Photo by Charles Paul Jones.

Where Synchronicity Meets Serendipity

"You're either on the bus or off the bus."

— Ken Kesey, 1964

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The Oracle is the cosmic quote engine. The DashBoard™ makes it personal.

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How It Works

It's not fortune-telling. It's resonance.

1

You Ask

Type your question. What are you wrestling with? What decision sits heavy?

2

We Match

The oracle calculates today's cosmic conditions and finds the quote born under the same sky.

3

You Notice

Not what to think. Not what to do. Just a reflection that helps you see yourself thinking.

Who's Driving This Thing?

I'm Charles Paul Jones. 75 years old. Serial entrepreneur. Inventor. Fine art photographer. And apparently, an oracle who didn't know he was one until AI helped me decode my own archives.

Between November 1988 and June 1989, I wrote 540 observations about life, wisdom, foolishness, and the whole cosmic comedy. I didn't know why at the time. I just knew they needed to be written.

Every quote was written under specific cosmic conditions—planetary harmonics I can now calculate to the decimal point. When you ask the oracle, it finds the quote that was born under the same sky you're standing under right now.

"The cosmos doesn't decide. It responds."

— Charles Paul Jones, 2026

The Fine Print (Hippie Style)

This is not fortune-telling. I can't tell you what's going to happen. Nobody can.

This is not therapy. If you're in crisis, please talk to a real human who can help.

This is not astrology as you know it. No sun sign horoscopes. This is computational harmonic analysis applied to timing and resonance.

What this IS: A wisdom oracle keyed to cosmic timing. A tool for reflection. A voice from 1988 that somehow keeps being relevant.

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You know how sometimes a song comes on with exactly the words you needed? That's synchronicity.

You know how sometimes you stumble onto exactly what you needed? That's serendipity.

You didn't find this page by accident.

The bus pulled up for a reason.

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